You’re just as happy drinking in a shed as anywhere else
You don’t mind giving up electricity and running water just to be at a cabin
You call VLTs “the waps” or “the machines”
You have more miles on your quad than your car
Jiggs dinner is your favorite meal
You’ve had a wheel demolished by a pothole
You talk about the weather to everyone you see
You’ve found out the hard way that you can’t order “Chips Dressing and Gravy” on the mainland
You’re used to TV shows starting at :30 instead of :00
You know bologna isn’t just for sandwiches
You expect your electricity to be gone at least a few days a year
You love birch beer and pineapple crush
You know somebody who talks like Cecil O’Brien
You learned to drive a snowblower before a car
You know the difference between “out west” and “west coast”
You listen to the Cabin Party and Irish Newfoundland Show religiously every weekend
You know what driving by the Purity Factory smells like
…Or the mill in Corner Brook
You overpay for beer but know that it’s priceless
You knew Great Big Sea before they were famous.
You appreciates a plate of Ziggy’s after a night on George Street
Your whole family puts in for moose licenses every year
You’ve bought a scattered Nevada pull tab
You know Newfoundland has more than just one flag
You know what kind of tongues this sign is talking about
You won’t order fish and chips anywhere outside the province
You own at least one piece of clothing from Riff’s
You know the words to NTV’s theme song
You call Victoria Day Weekend “May 24th”
You’ve partied in a trap shack
You may or may not find the word Newfie offensive, but you definitely have an opinion on it
