You Were Born at the Grace Hospital

You’ve Been to a Red Circle Before You Knew What Circle K Was

You Remember When the Village Mall had a Walmart, Sears, Dominion, and Most Importantly, a Water Fountain

You Used to Watch The Simpsons at 5:30PM on CBC before supper

One of the Schools You Went to is Permanently Closed

Your First George Street Experience Was Listening to 90s Dance Music on Magic 97 Every Weekend

You’ve Rushed to Find Money and Chase Down Dickie Dee

You’ve Watched a Movie at Empire Theatres While Eating Taco Bell…

… Checked the Movie Listings in the Telegram Before You Went…

…And Played Some Games at Starcade After!

You’ve Been to a Birthday Party at McDonald’s…

…Or Totally Tubular

You’ve Watched the St. John’s Maple Leafs at Memorial Stadium before Mile One existed

Your Family Had 1 Cell Phone, It Didn’t Even Have Games, and You Weren’t Allowed to Use It

You Heard This on OZFM Every Friday on the Way To School